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Excuse me, miss, but don’t you know those are permanent?

I’ve been abstaining from sex and practicing celibacy for about 4 years now. I think I just came to the conclusion that if there’s no connection with the person and I have no plans to take him to meet my family, then how would that person differ from a toy? I mean, I don’t think I have a connection with my toy(s) and I ,certainly don’t have any plans to take my toys home to meet the family.

when I look at it like that, consider the microbes, viruses, parasites, infections, etc.

I just don’t see the problem with being patient and getting to know someone, go out, race go-carts, go fishing, explore where ever we are to find that perfect secret spot that works so well with the first kiss that you allow him to share with you.

Ive taken notice lately, the stages of the men approaching, the conversations they attempt to hold, and then the retreat. It’s humorous most of the time. However, just like nature intended, there is a balance. there are instances that break my heart, some that terrify me. Just like the people that will approach me, they are as colourful as their introductions.

in a perfect world, they’d just leave me alone once they found out that they had no chance of scoring. 

Let’s see how many I can come up with…

“nice tats”-my personal favorites.

“do ya got them tats all over?”-I’m still not sure what this ones supposed to do, get me naked? Too bad most men express great distaste in women’s genitalia being tattooed.

“I guess your old man tats/sticks ink/etc.?”-this one always gets me. Apparently they didn’t get the memo about women being in tattoo shops TATTOOING since the 40s. Since the only possible way for me to be covered in tattoos is via relationships with tattoo artists.

please feel free to add your own 🙂